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There is now an answer to the suffering experienced by die-hard Cub fans waiting for a world championship for the past 89 years. . . Cubs Anonymous‘, a 12-step program, designed to rid Cub fans of the pain associated with their obsessive behavior in yearning for a winner.
Started by Ed "C" (Cubs Fan), a 50-year follower of the Chicago Cubs, Cubs Anonymous offers memberships to individuals who can't seem to shake the habit.
"All Cubs fans have their unique tales of woe that turn into aggravation and a lot of time and energy being wasted on waiting for a Win," states Ed. "Cubs Anonymous is a fun take on weaning die-hard Cubs fans from the frustrations they have in common."
For a $25 fee, members receive a Cubs Anonymous Membership Kit that includes '12 Steps to Happiness', a Cubs Anonymous T-shirt, baseball cap, bumper sticker, decal, pin and membership card.
"Who knows, maybe once all the Cubs Anonymous members unite, we might succeed in getting Cub management to provide an exiting, winning team," states Ed. "I look forward to seeing members out in force sporting their Cubs Anonymous Wear and being able to relate to one another’s woes."

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